NoFoldEm
This was not an original idea. There are various NoFoldEm
pages already on the Web. Just Google "nofoldem" and you'll
find some. I took it on as a project because lots of people
tell you what the odds are, but without actually studying
statistics, how are you to know whether they're lying or not?
Since you usually lose, who's to say it's not part of a vast,
global conspiracy? They teach that you money is good, that
you can gamble to get some, and that making a gut-shot
straight draw is less likely than making an open-ended
straight draw. Where does the lying start?
The program, which is in
PHP, defines 169 starting
hands, from AA through 72. AK means Ace, King, while AKs
means Ace, King, suited. In Texas Hold 'em poker, an Ace,
King suited in clubs is equal to an Ace, King suited in
hearts. (Except in the minds the players, who often are
attracted to the prettiness of some suits. I like hearts,
myself. Also, since I'm color-sighted, I tend to think that a
heart and a diamond are less unsuited than a heart and a
club, so I'll bet more.) There are, in fact, (52 choose 2),
or 1,326, possible hands, if you care about the iconography
of the suits for emotional, historic or voodoo reasons, but I
subscribe to the theory that they generalize neatly into 169
hands.
Here's the entire symbology, which is standard:
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Symbol
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Meaning
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A
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Ace
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K
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King
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Q
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Queen
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J
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Jack
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T
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Ten
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9
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9
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8
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8
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7
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7
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6
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6
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5
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5
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4
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4
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3
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3
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2
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2
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s
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suited
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I let the program run until it had calculated the
results of 1,275,000,000 deals to 10 players, all of whom were
programmed by me to be exceedingly optimistic. True to their
nature, none of them ever folded. Here are the results.
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